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Naked female found in possession of ‘skunk weed’

March 2nd, 2009, 3:28 pm · 38 Comments · posted by

Some scenarios law officers just can’t be trained for, such as finding a bag of marijuana produced from the rectal area of a female recently engaged in coitus with another female.

Responding to a call of a suspicious vehicle in the parking lot of the Dollar General Store on US 231 shortly before 1 a.m. Friday , deputies found two partially nude females, ages 24 and 20, engaged in sexual activity in a 2005 white Nissan.

After allowing the women to get dressed, Deputies observed multiple white pills in the vehicle, according to a Bay County Sheriff’s Office incident report. The 20-year-old woman told officers the pills, a generic form of Lower Tab Lortab, were hers and she did not have a prescription for them. The woman then confessed to having a baggie of marijuana, which she “retrieved…from her rectum.”

The woman was released and told to contact an investigator Monday. The marijuana was kept as evidence.

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 38 Comments

  • Dianne says:

    Loratab…not Lower Tab…too funny

  • Skunky McSkunkerson says:

    What no Pic?? You guys are a bunch of teasers!!!

  • Margaret says:

    Lower Tab? Would that be Lortab perhaps? Or maybe Tab has come out with a new flavor?

  • Bob says:

    dear news herald,
    The pills you guys referenced in this story, you know , the small white ones in the chicks car, well…. they’re called lortab, not lower tab. buy your reporter some drugs.

  • A Ingram says:

    Does this constitute a threat of AIDS from the wide spread use of Crack?

  • Kendrick says:

    As an aspiring reporter, you will have to do some things in the future. Like understand the drug is “Lortab”, not “lower tab”.

    How can any self-respecting news outlet publish something… Florida?

    Nevermind. I understand now.

  • Susan Jacobs says:

    I have one word, “EEEEEWWWWW!”

  • SP says:

    “Lower Tab” = Lortab. Not to be confused with “Vico Dine”. :-P

  • Freedomsgirl says:

    I believe that’s spelled “Loritab.” And since when do lawbreakers get released when caught with narcotics and told to contact an investigator? Usually people, when caught breaking the law, are placed in handcuffs and searched by the arresting officer, even if a female officer has to be called to the scene of the crime. Don’t tell me that Bay County is getting soft on crime now or is this just another case of selective punishment?

  • RandomMale says:

    How very, very interesting. Pictures please :)

    Was the marijuana laced with crack? ;)

    Truly a bag of skunk weed.

    Must have been two good looking women or else they’d have been in jail.

  • Captain Obvious says:

    I think you mean Lortab (Hydrocodone), not “Lower Tab.”

  • freedomsguy says:

    sure. let’s spend thousands of dollars in taxpayer money to book them, pay the cops to fill out hours of paperwork, and to keep the girls jail for having grass and basically suped-up tylenol. i’m sure panama city is free of violent crime… so yeah, why not?

  • Adam says:

    You all are too funny! This story is hilariously hot!!!!!

  • gmaveric says:

    Maybe they were in a hurry for a “Dollar Deal”….

  • gmaveric says:

    That’s what you call “Pulling one out of your butt”

  • pol pot says:

    Lortab, and Florida, I bet I don’t want to see any photos of these two.

  • doesntmatter says:

    this beats the “hydroscope” story hands down. BCSO really nipped this one in the butt.
    And to the right, a story entitled, “Colon cleansing causes financial hardship” LMAO!

  • Someone says:

    wow did anyone even bother to look up the coitus? Umm.. yeh

  • yomama says:

    I need to start hanging out in the dollar store parking lot more…

  • redsignia says:

    Did anyone smoke the dirt weed? I say vaporize it, don’t roll it.

  • josh says:

    we need more stories of hot girls engaged in coitus. but pics too

  • laughingatwork says:

    Did anyone look up the term coitus?…it’s pretty much impossible for two females to do!!! This reporter sucks…haha!

  • Lewis Harder says:

    Check your Webster’s, two women cannot have coitus.

  • Jokester says:

    I think the term is cunniligus.

  • BlackBelly says:

    Ease up on the Lortab/Lower Tab thing…at least it is Phonetically Correct.

  • bubba says:

    Stay classy, Florida!

  • B.C. Bud says:

    “Lower Tab …at least it is Phonetically Correct”

    Especially with a southern accent!

    The posters who want to spell it “Loritab” and “Loratab” are also just writing what they hear. But you can’t get either of those at a pharmacy, either.

  • kevin says:

    Kristy from Bob and Tom show just read this story verbatim!

  • Nancy Reagan says:

    I guess it is true what they say about marijuana being a gateway drug… seeing as in this case it clearly lead to “crack” abuse!

  • Rabbitt says:

    Talk about Girls gone Wild! At least it didn’t happen at the Beach in front of a Large Spring Break crowd with the cameras rolling

  • Georgia Reader says:

    I now know a new meaning of the word “scissoring” thanks to this handy little piece of journalism. You really do learn something new every day. And what better place to get your scissor on than in the Dollar General parking lot? Makes sense to me.

  • rw says:

    skunk weed? more like SKANK weed!

  • Nate says:

    SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!!!

  • n0s says:

    Hmmm. No mention as to whether or not the cops let the 2 girls finish their “encounter”. Curious minds want to know lol.

  • bertran says:

    what a waste of time. i dont smoke weed, or like it, but californians are getting it right. you odnt see people getting kicked out of places for being too high, or making a fool out of themselves for getting to high. actually they are just boosting the economy by buying dunkin donuts and buying corams at 3 am. give weed a break… whether you like it or not, its way less harmful than alcohol.

  • big d says:

    I think the story was done in a tounge in er cheek manor

  • derrr says:

    wow….yucky…..but funny

  • BigChub says:

    Talk about some stinky weed!

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