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Naked female found in possession of ‘skunk weed’
March 2nd, 2009, 3:28 pm · 38 Comments · posted by jmiltimore
Some scenarios law officers just can’t be trained for, such as finding a bag of marijuana produced from the rectal area of a female recently engaged in coitus with another female.
Responding to a call of a suspicious vehicle in the parking lot of the Dollar General Store on US 231 shortly before 1 a.m. Friday , deputies found two partially nude females, ages 24 and 20, engaged in sexual activity in a 2005 white Nissan.
After allowing the women to get dressed, Deputies observed multiple white pills in the vehicle, according to a Bay County Sheriff’s Office incident report. The 20-year-old woman told officers the pills, a generic form of Lower Tab Lortab, were hers and she did not have a prescription for them. The woman then confessed to having a baggie of marijuana, which she “retrieved…from her rectum.”
The woman was released and told to contact an investigator Monday. The marijuana was kept as evidence.
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Loratab…not Lower Tab…too funny
What no Pic?? You guys are a bunch of teasers!!!
Lower Tab? Would that be Lortab perhaps? Or maybe Tab has come out with a new flavor?
dear news herald,
The pills you guys referenced in this story, you know , the small white ones in the chicks car, well…. they’re called lortab, not lower tab. buy your reporter some drugs.
Does this constitute a threat of AIDS from the wide spread use of Crack?
As an aspiring reporter, you will have to do some things in the future. Like understand the drug is “Lortab”, not “lower tab”.
How can any self-respecting news outlet publish something… Florida?
Nevermind. I understand now.
I have one word, “EEEEEWWWWW!”
“Lower Tab” = Lortab. Not to be confused with “Vico Dine”.
I believe that’s spelled “Loritab.” And since when do lawbreakers get released when caught with narcotics and told to contact an investigator? Usually people, when caught breaking the law, are placed in handcuffs and searched by the arresting officer, even if a female officer has to be called to the scene of the crime. Don’t tell me that Bay County is getting soft on crime now or is this just another case of selective punishment?
How very, very interesting. Pictures please
Was the marijuana laced with crack?
Truly a bag of skunk weed.
Must have been two good looking women or else they’d have been in jail.
I think you mean Lortab (Hydrocodone), not “Lower Tab.”
sure. let’s spend thousands of dollars in taxpayer money to book them, pay the cops to fill out hours of paperwork, and to keep the girls jail for having grass and basically suped-up tylenol. i’m sure panama city is free of violent crime… so yeah, why not?
You all are too funny! This story is hilariously hot!!!!!
Maybe they were in a hurry for a “Dollar Deal”….
That’s what you call “Pulling one out of your butt”
Lortab, and Florida, I bet I don’t want to see any photos of these two.
this beats the “hydroscope” story hands down. BCSO really nipped this one in the butt.
And to the right, a story entitled, “Colon cleansing causes financial hardship” LMAO!
wow did anyone even bother to look up the coitus? Umm.. yeh
I need to start hanging out in the dollar store parking lot more…
Did anyone smoke the dirt weed? I say vaporize it, don’t roll it.
we need more stories of hot girls engaged in coitus. but pics too
Did anyone look up the term coitus?…it’s pretty much impossible for two females to do!!! This reporter sucks…haha!
Check your Webster’s, two women cannot have coitus.
I think the term is cunniligus.
Ease up on the Lortab/Lower Tab thing…at least it is Phonetically Correct.
Stay classy, Florida!
“Lower Tab …at least it is Phonetically Correct”
Especially with a southern accent!
The posters who want to spell it “Loritab” and “Loratab” are also just writing what they hear. But you can’t get either of those at a pharmacy, either.
Kristy from Bob and Tom show just read this story verbatim!
I guess it is true what they say about marijuana being a gateway drug… seeing as in this case it clearly lead to “crack” abuse!
Talk about Girls gone Wild! At least it didn’t happen at the Beach in front of a Large Spring Break crowd with the cameras rolling
I now know a new meaning of the word “scissoring” thanks to this handy little piece of journalism. You really do learn something new every day. And what better place to get your scissor on than in the Dollar General parking lot? Makes sense to me.
skunk weed? more like SKANK weed!
SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!!!
Hmmm. No mention as to whether or not the cops let the 2 girls finish their “encounter”. Curious minds want to know lol.
what a waste of time. i dont smoke weed, or like it, but californians are getting it right. you odnt see people getting kicked out of places for being too high, or making a fool out of themselves for getting to high. actually they are just boosting the economy by buying dunkin donuts and buying corams at 3 am. give weed a break… whether you like it or not, its way less harmful than alcohol.
I think the story was done in a tounge in er cheek manor
wow….yucky…..but funny
Talk about some stinky weed!