A Panama City man could no longer look on the sunny side of things after he found a broken egg in his mailbox. The victim told Bay County Sheriff deputies that he saw a Sports Utility Vehicle speeding away from the scene. However, investigators spoke with owner of the SUV and are convinced that he was just checking his mail and was not involved in the eggicide. The suspect said it was an ongoing problem and was probably local kids. The broken egg caused no damage to the mailbox. It was unclear if the FBI will be investigating this federal offense.

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