Marilyn Monroe no sub for dolphin-shaped pipe
June 5th, 2008, 1:43 pm · Post a Comment · posted by mcazalas
A fight erupts over pizza leftovers.
A man, upset that his girlfriend’s friend ate his leftover pizza, punches the refrigerator and demands the return of the “dolphin-shaped pipe” he previously gave his girlfriend.
The woman declined, saying it was a gift, and instead “removed a Marilyn Monroe picture from the wall and told him he could have that gift back if he wanted it.”
The man stomped the picture, breaking the glass, and in the ensuing scuffle the woman cut her arm. The man is arrested for battery.
