Extreme Robbers get beef jerky and a soda
April 9th, 2008, 10:34 am · 3 Comments · posted by Brady Calhoun
S. Brady Calhoun
Dude, you robbed a gas station, got caught on the security footage and all you got was a package of Jack Links Beef Jerky and a .20 ounce Mountain Dew. Two teenage boys cased a local gas station for several minutes and told a clerk they did not need any assistance shortly before they ran off with an extreme snack, Bay County Sheriff’s deputies wrote in an incident report. The white 16-year-olds were last seen heading south on Tyndall Parkway wearing white shirts. They both are about 5′6 tall and weigh 130 pounds.
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You know, I’m not really happy with the headline on this. Why don’t some of you readers post headlines in the comment section below. The winner gets a noprize.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:59 am
dew the crime dew the time
jerky teen and the dew bandit
dew is jerky really worth the time
April 10th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Beef and Soda Jerk Robbery
April 10th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Soda and Beef Jerk make clean getaway.